No! It's not a suicide note!

However, It is official: I am reading for my Masters of Arts Honours in Economics and International Relations at the University of St Andrews in Scotland. Meaning, I got accepted. Meaning, I'm, finally after so many years, moving back to the eastern hemisphere. I aspire to take over the EU one country at a time. If that doesn't work, look for me on CNN one day, since I aspire to control your money also.

While speaking German too, mind you!

Komme ein Bier mit mir haben. Ich bin bei Oktoberfest in München dieses Jahr. Wirklich wenn Sie im Bereich von München für Oktoberfest sind, würde ich lieben, ein Bier mit Ihnen zu trinken!